sugarfree: i’m sick of your tattoos and the way you don’t appreciate Brand New or me.
pooperscoopin: cosmo sex tip #811: after he finishes from a blowjob and is no longer hard, point at his penis and scream “I ATE THE BONES” as loud as possible.
my mind is telling me no and my budget my budget is also telling me no
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
georgia-dream: let’s get drunk and make out
xsoldmysoulx: omg-johndave-omg: rufiiohs: femtavros: valeloi9: sakura-yukishiro-bonnefoy: altairs-butt: thwipthwipspider: ask-mercer: thwipthwipspider: altairs-butt: altairspants: my internet is being a god damn bitch punch it slap it Twist it flick it bop it harder better faster stronger what happened this is the new best thing on the internet
callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone” THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
urinatings: i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
meladoodle: hotanimegirl: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor