Vet tech (student)/
A little lost/
The human heart stripped of fat and muscle, with just the angel veins exposed.
Indonesian Autumn Adder
Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
Some Nigel Thornberry gifs I’ve collected over a while.
Every so often one of these comes across my dash and I just start laughing hysterically because this meme is simultaneously one of the most pointless yet entertaining things ever.
this is so amazing
this was tumblr’s middle school phase
this will never not be funny.
girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs
all i wanna do is make art and discover new music and make up my own recipes and read books and explore the fucking world but i can’t because i’m stuck in this theory that everyone has to go to school to get an education to get a job to get money to send their kids to school so that they can do the exact same thing and i think that’s about 70% of the reason why i’m sad
this is truth. this is perfect
if a small child talks to you and your instinct is to crouch down so you can be at their eye level, I like you about 60% more automatically
i think anyone who has ever used the internet has came across this photo at least once
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.